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Which five people, living or dead, would you most like to invite to happy hour next Thursday night and where would you go?
6 of my friends to a place that has booze.
What super-power would you most like to possess?
To be invisible. How much fun would that be messing with people's minds!
It's very late at night and you are confronted by a band of drunken little people. They do not wish to rob or fight you. What do they want?
They're a Whitesnake cover band and want to rock out for me.
You are in the middle of your favorite pastime when you receive an urgent phone call from God. What does he say to you?
he wants to tell me that those Robert Tilton fart videos on youtube really happened.
You wake up one morning to find that all of humanity has disappeared from Earth. Basically, you have the entire planet to yourself in its current form. What's your plan?
launch myself into space, somehow, and see what else is out there more interesting.
6 of my friends to a place that has booze.
What super-power would you most like to possess?
To be invisible. How much fun would that be messing with people's minds!
It's very late at night and you are confronted by a band of drunken little people. They do not wish to rob or fight you. What do they want?
They're a Whitesnake cover band and want to rock out for me.
You are in the middle of your favorite pastime when you receive an urgent phone call from God. What does he say to you?
he wants to tell me that those Robert Tilton fart videos on youtube really happened.
You wake up one morning to find that all of humanity has disappeared from Earth. Basically, you have the entire planet to yourself in its current form. What's your plan?
launch myself into space, somehow, and see what else is out there more interesting.
Use one sentence to describe the evolution of mankind.
Evolution is shocking and funny, but very cool.
What is your favorite song lyric?
SHOUT. SHOUT. SHOUT. SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!
Describe peanut butter without using the following words: peanut, butter, creamy, or crunchy.
one of my absolute favorite food groups, but even better with grape jelly.
You are the CEO of a company that sells elevators. What is your mission statement?
"Elevators?"
People might be surprised to know that you _______. (fill in the blank)
I speak English in 100 different ways...all, original
Evolution is shocking and funny, but very cool.
What is your favorite song lyric?
SHOUT. SHOUT. SHOUT. SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!
Describe peanut butter without using the following words: peanut, butter, creamy, or crunchy.
one of my absolute favorite food groups, but even better with grape jelly.
You are the CEO of a company that sells elevators. What is your mission statement?
"Elevators?"
People might be surprised to know that you _______. (fill in the blank)
I speak English in 100 different ways...all, original
You are single. There is an attractive member of the opposite sex who appears to be gazing at you from across the room. You're interested and decide to make a move. Describe that move.
Put her in a rear-naked choke hold.
LinkWorth has grown exponentially and we must increase cubicle occupancy from 1 to 2 people. Who would you most like to share a cube with (no significant others) and why? Who would you NOT want to share a cube with and why?
I would share a cube with Brenda since she's part-time and would not want to share a cube with Matt Baker because his sneezes would scare me constantly.
Conspiracy theorists have long debated the legitimacy of the Apollo moon landings. Do you like steak?
Having steak with a side discussion of Apollo moon landings is one of my favorite things to do.
What is your darkest, innermost secret? (It's ok... very few people beyond your co-workers, industry peers, certain relatives and a sizeable handful of complete strangers will probably ever read this.)
I still believe in Santa.
List 5 practical applications for Jell-O brand chocolate pudding.
Chocolate
spoon
hunger
sweet tooth
the will
Put her in a rear-naked choke hold.
LinkWorth has grown exponentially and we must increase cubicle occupancy from 1 to 2 people. Who would you most like to share a cube with (no significant others) and why? Who would you NOT want to share a cube with and why?
I would share a cube with Brenda since she's part-time and would not want to share a cube with Matt Baker because his sneezes would scare me constantly.
Conspiracy theorists have long debated the legitimacy of the Apollo moon landings. Do you like steak?
Having steak with a side discussion of Apollo moon landings is one of my favorite things to do.
What is your darkest, innermost secret? (It's ok... very few people beyond your co-workers, industry peers, certain relatives and a sizeable handful of complete strangers will probably ever read this.)
I still believe in Santa.
List 5 practical applications for Jell-O brand chocolate pudding.
Chocolate
spoon
hunger
sweet tooth
the will
If you were alone in the woods and made a sound, what sound would it be and would it be heard?
It would be sparks flying off of the log, which rarely makes a sound.
When is your left hand?
around 5pm. any other time it is my right hand. Weird how that happens.
Do you prefer big toes or pinky toes and why?
I prefer pinky toes because they're not as out of control as big toes. Toes suck...unless they're awesome toes like mine. I wish I could donate my awesome feet to everyone I know.
If you could make up a word right now, what would it be and define it?
"Buttbucks" - the art of crapping money out of ones butt, which my wife thinks I do.
You're stranded in the middle of New York City... what 3 things would you need to survive and why?
Location of the best Gyro stand, an appetite and a little patience. Everything else in NYC will fall in place.
It would be sparks flying off of the log, which rarely makes a sound.
When is your left hand?
around 5pm. any other time it is my right hand. Weird how that happens.
Do you prefer big toes or pinky toes and why?
I prefer pinky toes because they're not as out of control as big toes. Toes suck...unless they're awesome toes like mine. I wish I could donate my awesome feet to everyone I know.
If you could make up a word right now, what would it be and define it?
"Buttbucks" - the art of crapping money out of ones butt, which my wife thinks I do.
You're stranded in the middle of New York City... what 3 things would you need to survive and why?
Location of the best Gyro stand, an appetite and a little patience. Everything else in NYC will fall in place.
What is the craziest food you've ever eaten and why do you call it crazy?
Asparagus, because of what happens a couple hours after it begins to digest.
If you could have a full-time job holding an umbrella for one person, who would it be and why?
Probably Charlie Sheen because there is absolutely zero doubt it will be an extremely exciting gig.
What are the weirdest animals you've seen mating and what made it weird?
I'd have to say hamsters, only because of the rate of speed.
The entire LinkWorth staff is stranded in the middle of nowhere and we have to pick someone to eat, who would you pick and why?
Easiest question ever ... Matt Baker. He's full of chicken and that means he'd taste like chicken.
Which sounds tastier; Placenta Pancakes or Lung Cookies? Please explain.
Placenta Pancakes sound tastier to me because you can drown them in syrup and they're full of nutrition.
Asparagus, because of what happens a couple hours after it begins to digest.
If you could have a full-time job holding an umbrella for one person, who would it be and why?
Probably Charlie Sheen because there is absolutely zero doubt it will be an extremely exciting gig.
What are the weirdest animals you've seen mating and what made it weird?
I'd have to say hamsters, only because of the rate of speed.
The entire LinkWorth staff is stranded in the middle of nowhere and we have to pick someone to eat, who would you pick and why?
Easiest question ever ... Matt Baker. He's full of chicken and that means he'd taste like chicken.
Which sounds tastier; Placenta Pancakes or Lung Cookies? Please explain.
Placenta Pancakes sound tastier to me because you can drown them in syrup and they're full of nutrition.
Ron Wicker
President & Founder
President & Founder
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Which five people, living or dead, would you most like to invite to happy hour next Thursday night and where would you go?
Nikki Sixx, Tommy Lee, Jesus, Stephen Hawking & Chris Farley. Man, I'd go ANYWHERE with that crew, so I'll let Jesus make the call. (I'm sure there's some static between him and Hawking, though, so he best be cool and not choose a place that isn't wheelchair accessible!) This would be the most rad night of my life. Does it have to be on a Thursday, though?? Well, I'll just take Friday off because there is no way in hell that I'm going to look those Motley guys in the face and say, "Yeah..umm...I better get going because I have to work tomorrow." LAME!!
I hope this happens. Can somebody make this happen for me, please? Jesus?
Use one sentence to describe the evolution of mankind.
Also known as Mick Foley, Mankind was born in Bloomington, Indiana where he was a high school wrestler before gaining worldwide fame as the 3-time WWF champion who went on to become an actor and best-selling author.
You are single. There is an attractive member of the opposite sex who appears to be gazing at you from across the room. You're interested and decide to make a move. Describe that move.
I approach the order counter and say, "I'll have a #1 with cheese, please. And a sweet tea for the drink."
You are the CEO of a company that sells elevators. What is your mission statement?
We get our clients up. Rock me.
List 5 practical applications for Jell-O brand chocolate pudding.
1. I think you can eat it.
2. Fill your water-bed mattress with it instead of water.
3. Smear it on a public toilet seat and watch the ensuing hilarity.
4. Doubles as a tasty hair gel.
5. Fixes squeaky door hinges.
Nikki Sixx, Tommy Lee, Jesus, Stephen Hawking & Chris Farley. Man, I'd go ANYWHERE with that crew, so I'll let Jesus make the call. (I'm sure there's some static between him and Hawking, though, so he best be cool and not choose a place that isn't wheelchair accessible!) This would be the most rad night of my life. Does it have to be on a Thursday, though?? Well, I'll just take Friday off because there is no way in hell that I'm going to look those Motley guys in the face and say, "Yeah..umm...I better get going because I have to work tomorrow." LAME!!
I hope this happens. Can somebody make this happen for me, please? Jesus?
Use one sentence to describe the evolution of mankind.
Also known as Mick Foley, Mankind was born in Bloomington, Indiana where he was a high school wrestler before gaining worldwide fame as the 3-time WWF champion who went on to become an actor and best-selling author.
You are single. There is an attractive member of the opposite sex who appears to be gazing at you from across the room. You're interested and decide to make a move. Describe that move.
I approach the order counter and say, "I'll have a #1 with cheese, please. And a sweet tea for the drink."
You are the CEO of a company that sells elevators. What is your mission statement?
We get our clients up. Rock me.
List 5 practical applications for Jell-O brand chocolate pudding.
1. I think you can eat it.
2. Fill your water-bed mattress with it instead of water.
3. Smear it on a public toilet seat and watch the ensuing hilarity.
4. Doubles as a tasty hair gel.
5. Fixes squeaky door hinges.
LinkWorth has grown exponentially and we must increase cubicle occupancy from 1 to 2 people. Who would you most like to share a cube with (no significant others) and why? Who would you NOT want to share a cube with and why?
I would NOT share an office with Jeff Marek. If I did, the poor guy wouldn't get any exercise because he wouldn't have to walk to my office 20 times each day. That'd just be selfish of me.
I could totally share a cube with Mitzi or Theresea because they always have delicious treats. I like delicious treats.
Conspiracy theorists have long debated the legitimacy of the Apollo moon landings. Do you like steak?
I love steak and I'm sure astronauts love steak, too. Perhaps they even enjoyed steak while on the moon. Do you like steak, Mr. Question Asker?
If you were alone in the woods and made a sound, what sound would it be and would it be heard?
Oh, it would be heard alright. And smelled. I guess in a way the woods are a lot like my office...interesting. Next question.
Do you prefer big toes or pinky toes and why?
Definitely big toes because they contribute to things like balance and mobility. Also, I wear flip-flops a lot and when I drive, I tend to kick them off and use my big toe for the gas & brake pedals. See? Now THAT is serving a purpose.
Pinky toes really don't do a damn thing except break. My other toes make fun of my pinky toes. They're outcasts.
You're stranded in the middle of New York City... what 3 things would you need to survive and why?
Easy.
1) iPhone
2) iPhone charger
3) electrical outlet
I would NOT share an office with Jeff Marek. If I did, the poor guy wouldn't get any exercise because he wouldn't have to walk to my office 20 times each day. That'd just be selfish of me.
I could totally share a cube with Mitzi or Theresea because they always have delicious treats. I like delicious treats.
Conspiracy theorists have long debated the legitimacy of the Apollo moon landings. Do you like steak?
I love steak and I'm sure astronauts love steak, too. Perhaps they even enjoyed steak while on the moon. Do you like steak, Mr. Question Asker?
If you were alone in the woods and made a sound, what sound would it be and would it be heard?
Oh, it would be heard alright. And smelled. I guess in a way the woods are a lot like my office...interesting. Next question.
Do you prefer big toes or pinky toes and why?
Definitely big toes because they contribute to things like balance and mobility. Also, I wear flip-flops a lot and when I drive, I tend to kick them off and use my big toe for the gas & brake pedals. See? Now THAT is serving a purpose.
Pinky toes really don't do a damn thing except break. My other toes make fun of my pinky toes. They're outcasts.
You're stranded in the middle of New York City... what 3 things would you need to survive and why?
Easy.
1) iPhone
2) iPhone charger
3) electrical outlet
What are the weirdest animals you've seen mating and what made it weird?
My parents. Gross. Thanks for that.
What is the craziest food you've ever eaten and why do you call it crazy?
I've eaten things that I suspected were insane, but I never bothered to wait for an official psychological evaluation before eating them. That said, I think Crazy Bread from Little Caesars is a safe answer here.
My parents. Gross. Thanks for that.
What is the craziest food you've ever eaten and why do you call it crazy?
I've eaten things that I suspected were insane, but I never bothered to wait for an official psychological evaluation before eating them. That said, I think Crazy Bread from Little Caesars is a safe answer here.
Matt Stoddart
Chief Sales Officer
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Describe peanut butter without using the following words: peanut, butter, creamy, or crunchy.
The best thing jelly ever met.
You are the CEO of a company that sells elevators. What is your mission statement?
What goes up, must come down!
Conspiracy theorists have long debated the legitimacy of the Apollo moon landings. Do you like steak?
Not really, has to be a good sirloin steak cooked just right for me to eat it.
When is your left hand?
What time is it?
You wake up one morning to find that all of humanity has disappeared from Earth. Basically, you have the entire planet to yourself in its current form. What's your plan?
Duh, I am going to party on the town without a care in the world.
Then when that gets old I guess I will send out a radio signal and sit on a bridge everyday at the same time, hoping that someone else is out there. Ya know, like Will Smith did in "I Am Legend".
The best thing jelly ever met.
You are the CEO of a company that sells elevators. What is your mission statement?
What goes up, must come down!
Conspiracy theorists have long debated the legitimacy of the Apollo moon landings. Do you like steak?
Not really, has to be a good sirloin steak cooked just right for me to eat it.
When is your left hand?
What time is it?
You wake up one morning to find that all of humanity has disappeared from Earth. Basically, you have the entire planet to yourself in its current form. What's your plan?
Duh, I am going to party on the town without a care in the world.
Then when that gets old I guess I will send out a radio signal and sit on a bridge everyday at the same time, hoping that someone else is out there. Ya know, like Will Smith did in "I Am Legend".
What super-power would you most like to possess?
Healing, so I could heal everyone and then I wouldn't have to be on earth by myself like in another question. And then I could party on the town with everyone else!
You are in the middle of your favorite pastime when you receive an urgent phone call from God. What does he say to you?
I will probably miss the call because I rarely hear my phone ring...but I hope he leaves a message.
You are single. There is an attractive member of the opposite sex who appears to be gazing at you from across the room. You're interested and decide to make a move. Describe that move.
I move right on out the front door....guys these days don't have any game.
LinkWorth has grown exponentially and we must increase cubicle occupancy from 1 to 2 people. Who would you most like to share a cube with (no significant others) and why? Who would you NOT want to share a cube with and why?
I would probably like to share a cube with Missy because, well, she cracks me up and we have fun together.
I would NOT want to share a cube with Jeffrey because I would never get any work done, he has the tendency to need to confirm his answers more than once.
Do you prefer big toes or pinky toes and why?
Big toes....you have more room to decorate when you get a pedicure.
Healing, so I could heal everyone and then I wouldn't have to be on earth by myself like in another question. And then I could party on the town with everyone else!
You are in the middle of your favorite pastime when you receive an urgent phone call from God. What does he say to you?
I will probably miss the call because I rarely hear my phone ring...but I hope he leaves a message.
You are single. There is an attractive member of the opposite sex who appears to be gazing at you from across the room. You're interested and decide to make a move. Describe that move.
I move right on out the front door....guys these days don't have any game.
LinkWorth has grown exponentially and we must increase cubicle occupancy from 1 to 2 people. Who would you most like to share a cube with (no significant others) and why? Who would you NOT want to share a cube with and why?
I would probably like to share a cube with Missy because, well, she cracks me up and we have fun together.
I would NOT want to share a cube with Jeffrey because I would never get any work done, he has the tendency to need to confirm his answers more than once.
Do you prefer big toes or pinky toes and why?
Big toes....you have more room to decorate when you get a pedicure.
If you could make up a word right now, what would it be and define it?
irregardless....it means the opposite of regardless...or the same thing...doesn't matter, just make sure and use it in a sentence correctly.
What are the weirdest animals you've seen mating and what made it weird?
My dogs!! I totally didn't know that they get stuck together after they are "done"
The entire LinkWorth staff is stranded in the middle of nowhere and we have to pick someone to eat, who would you pick and why?
Baker, he has to taste like chicken
Which sounds tastier; Placenta Pancakes or Lung Cookies? Please explain.
I am going to go with Lung Cookies....they may taste pretty good as long as they have a hint of nicotine in them.
Which five people, living or dead, would you most like to invite to happy hour next Thursday night and where would you go?
1. Johnny Depp
2. Eminem
3. Johnny Cash
4. Sean Connery
5. Michael Jackson (I wanna know what really happened!)
Seem like pretty cool people I could hang out with wherever.
irregardless....it means the opposite of regardless...or the same thing...doesn't matter, just make sure and use it in a sentence correctly.
What are the weirdest animals you've seen mating and what made it weird?
My dogs!! I totally didn't know that they get stuck together after they are "done"
The entire LinkWorth staff is stranded in the middle of nowhere and we have to pick someone to eat, who would you pick and why?
Baker, he has to taste like chicken
Which sounds tastier; Placenta Pancakes or Lung Cookies? Please explain.
I am going to go with Lung Cookies....they may taste pretty good as long as they have a hint of nicotine in them.
Which five people, living or dead, would you most like to invite to happy hour next Thursday night and where would you go?
1. Johnny Depp
2. Eminem
3. Johnny Cash
4. Sean Connery
5. Michael Jackson (I wanna know what really happened!)
Seem like pretty cool people I could hang out with wherever.
It's very late at night and you are confronted by a band of drunken little people. They do not wish to rob or fight you. What do they want?
They want me to scratch their backs..they can't reach!!
Use one sentence to describe the evolution of mankind.
My bologna has a first name
It's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name
It's M-A-Y-E-R
Oh I love to eat it everyday
And if you ask me why I'll sayyyy
Cause Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A
List 5 practical applications for Jell-O brand chocolate pudding.
1. Great snack
2. Burn relief
3. Pretend poo on the toilet seat April 1st
4. Hair gel
5. Lotion
If you were alone in the woods and made a sound, what sound would it be and would it be heard?
Hmmm...not sure, sometimes you can hear it, sometimes you can't....you just never know until it comes out.
You're stranded in the middle of New York City... what 3 things would you need to survive and why?
I only need one, my phone...to call someone to come get my stranded butt
They want me to scratch their backs..they can't reach!!
Use one sentence to describe the evolution of mankind.
My bologna has a first name
It's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name
It's M-A-Y-E-R
Oh I love to eat it everyday
And if you ask me why I'll sayyyy
Cause Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A
List 5 practical applications for Jell-O brand chocolate pudding.
1. Great snack
2. Burn relief
3. Pretend poo on the toilet seat April 1st
4. Hair gel
5. Lotion
If you were alone in the woods and made a sound, what sound would it be and would it be heard?
Hmmm...not sure, sometimes you can hear it, sometimes you can't....you just never know until it comes out.
You're stranded in the middle of New York City... what 3 things would you need to survive and why?
I only need one, my phone...to call someone to come get my stranded butt
If you could have a full-time job holding an umbrella for one person, who would it be and why?
I would probably ask one of the midgets after scratching their back, then I don't have to hold the umbrella very high. Plus, they are drunk anyway so they probably wouldn't notice if I didn't even hold the umbrella over them.
What is your favorite song lyric?
"I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control
I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice, when I'm not around
You're so ****in special
I wish I was special"
-Radiohead - Creep
What is your darkest, innermost secret? (It's ok... very few people beyond your co-workers, industry peers, certain relatives and a sizeable handful of complete strangers will probably ever read this.)
I can't tan! I have tried and tried but I just turn bright red, my skin peels and I turn white again.
What is the craziest food you've ever eaten and why do you call it crazy?
Don't think I ever eaten anything crazy, at least not what I think is crazy. What exactly do you consider crazy?
People might be surprised to know that you _______. (fill in the blank)
always carry a pair of fingernail clippers with me in my pocket...you never know when you are going to need them!
I would probably ask one of the midgets after scratching their back, then I don't have to hold the umbrella very high. Plus, they are drunk anyway so they probably wouldn't notice if I didn't even hold the umbrella over them.
What is your favorite song lyric?
"I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control
I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice, when I'm not around
You're so ****in special
I wish I was special"
-Radiohead - Creep
What is your darkest, innermost secret? (It's ok... very few people beyond your co-workers, industry peers, certain relatives and a sizeable handful of complete strangers will probably ever read this.)
I can't tan! I have tried and tried but I just turn bright red, my skin peels and I turn white again.
What is the craziest food you've ever eaten and why do you call it crazy?
Don't think I ever eaten anything crazy, at least not what I think is crazy. What exactly do you consider crazy?
People might be surprised to know that you _______. (fill in the blank)
always carry a pair of fingernail clippers with me in my pocket...you never know when you are going to need them!
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Operations Executive
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What super-power would you most like to possess?
I would love to have x-ray vision.
It's very late at night and you are confronted by a band of drunken little people. They do not wish to rob or fight you. What do they want?
They want me to hang out with them because im not much taller.
You are in the middle of your favorite pastime when you receive an urgent phone call from God. What does he say to you?
He wants me to go save someone.
You wake up one morning to find that all of humanity has disappeared from Earth. Basically, you have the entire planet to yourself in its current form. What's your plan?
There is no plan because I'm about to do whatever I want.
What is your favorite song lyric?
You can't always get what you want
I would love to have x-ray vision.
It's very late at night and you are confronted by a band of drunken little people. They do not wish to rob or fight you. What do they want?
They want me to hang out with them because im not much taller.
You are in the middle of your favorite pastime when you receive an urgent phone call from God. What does he say to you?
He wants me to go save someone.
You wake up one morning to find that all of humanity has disappeared from Earth. Basically, you have the entire planet to yourself in its current form. What's your plan?
There is no plan because I'm about to do whatever I want.
What is your favorite song lyric?
You can't always get what you want
Describe peanut butter without using the following words: peanut, butter, creamy, or crunchy.
Foreplay
You are single. There is an attractive member of the opposite sex who appears to be gazing at you from across the room. You're interested and decide to make a move. Describe that move.
That dress looks good on you but it will look better at the end of my bed.
LinkWorth has grown exponentially and we must increase cubicle occupancy from 1 to 2 people. Who would you most like to share a cube with (no significant others) and why? Who would you NOT want to share a cube with and why?
I would like to share cubicle with Jerri because she is smart. I wouldn't like to share with Baker because he sneezes all the time.
What is your darkest, innermost secret? (It's ok... very few people beyond your co-workers, industry peers, certain relatives and a sizeable handful of complete strangers will probably ever read this.)
i like barney.
When is your left hand?
always
Foreplay
You are single. There is an attractive member of the opposite sex who appears to be gazing at you from across the room. You're interested and decide to make a move. Describe that move.
That dress looks good on you but it will look better at the end of my bed.
LinkWorth has grown exponentially and we must increase cubicle occupancy from 1 to 2 people. Who would you most like to share a cube with (no significant others) and why? Who would you NOT want to share a cube with and why?
I would like to share cubicle with Jerri because she is smart. I wouldn't like to share with Baker because he sneezes all the time.
What is your darkest, innermost secret? (It's ok... very few people beyond your co-workers, industry peers, certain relatives and a sizeable handful of complete strangers will probably ever read this.)
i like barney.
When is your left hand?
always
Do you prefer big toes or pinky toes and why?
I don't prefer neither. I hate feet.
The entire LinkWorth staff is stranded in the middle of nowhere and we have to pick someone to eat, who would you pick and why?
It would have to be Missy because she is the healthiest.
Use one sentence to describe the evolution of mankind.
Man is in the hand of Him that made him.
People might be surprised to know that you _______. (fill in the blank)
fill stupid.
If you were alone in the woods and made a sound, what sound would it be and would it be heard?
I would scream like a little girl and yes it would be heard.
I don't prefer neither. I hate feet.
The entire LinkWorth staff is stranded in the middle of nowhere and we have to pick someone to eat, who would you pick and why?
It would have to be Missy because she is the healthiest.
Use one sentence to describe the evolution of mankind.
Man is in the hand of Him that made him.
People might be surprised to know that you _______. (fill in the blank)
fill stupid.
If you were alone in the woods and made a sound, what sound would it be and would it be heard?
I would scream like a little girl and yes it would be heard.
What is the craziest food you've ever eaten and why do you call it crazy?
Ice cream dipped in chili and it is crazy because people don't do that.
If you could have a full-time job holding an umbrella for one person, who would it be and why?
It would have to be Donald Trump because I don't want his toupee to get wet.
Which sounds tastier; Placenta Pancakes or Lung Cookies? Please explain.
I guess lung cookies because placenta just sounds nasty.
What are the weirdest animals you've seen mating and what made it weird?
It would have to be dogs because when the female is done she wants to get away from the male but they're stuck.
Ice cream dipped in chili and it is crazy because people don't do that.
If you could have a full-time job holding an umbrella for one person, who would it be and why?
It would have to be Donald Trump because I don't want his toupee to get wet.
Which sounds tastier; Placenta Pancakes or Lung Cookies? Please explain.
I guess lung cookies because placenta just sounds nasty.
What are the weirdest animals you've seen mating and what made it weird?
It would have to be dogs because when the female is done she wants to get away from the male but they're stuck.
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Use one sentence to describe the evolution of mankind.
Evolution of mankind is nonexistent.
What is your favorite song lyric?
That's Car Jam 1981, lyrics are awesome.
You wake up one morning to find that all of humanity has disappeared from Earth. Basically, you have the entire planet to yourself in its current form. What's your plan?
Well, since I was at the beach with Emily, Elisha, Rosamund, Jennifer and Amy, there's really nothing else to do, we can start all over again and make some babies.
You are in the middle of your favorite pastime when you receive an urgent phone call from God. What does he say to you?
Hello Juan, please do me a favor and find the person who created this questionnaire and give him a piece of your mind.
It's very late at night and you are confronted by a band of drunken little people. They do not wish to rob or fight you. What do they want?
They want to know where the closest dwarf strip club is.
Evolution of mankind is nonexistent.
What is your favorite song lyric?
That's Car Jam 1981, lyrics are awesome.
You wake up one morning to find that all of humanity has disappeared from Earth. Basically, you have the entire planet to yourself in its current form. What's your plan?
Well, since I was at the beach with Emily, Elisha, Rosamund, Jennifer and Amy, there's really nothing else to do, we can start all over again and make some babies.
You are in the middle of your favorite pastime when you receive an urgent phone call from God. What does he say to you?
Hello Juan, please do me a favor and find the person who created this questionnaire and give him a piece of your mind.
It's very late at night and you are confronted by a band of drunken little people. They do not wish to rob or fight you. What do they want?
They want to know where the closest dwarf strip club is.
Which five people, living or dead, would you most like to invite to happy hour next Thursday night and where would you go?
Emily Vancamp, Elisha Cuthbert, Rosamund Pike, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Amy Adams. We would go to Elisha's beach house.
What super-power would you most like to possess?
The ability to fly.
Describe peanut butter without using the following words: peanut, butter, creamy, or crunchy.
It's a delicious food spread, commonly used in a sandwich.
You are the CEO of a company that sells elevators. What is your mission statement?
If we take you up, we might as well take you down.
People might be surprised to know that you _______. (fill in the blank)
are african-american.
Emily Vancamp, Elisha Cuthbert, Rosamund Pike, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Amy Adams. We would go to Elisha's beach house.
What super-power would you most like to possess?
The ability to fly.
Describe peanut butter without using the following words: peanut, butter, creamy, or crunchy.
It's a delicious food spread, commonly used in a sandwich.
You are the CEO of a company that sells elevators. What is your mission statement?
If we take you up, we might as well take you down.
People might be surprised to know that you _______. (fill in the blank)
are african-american.
You are single. There is an attractive member of the opposite sex who appears to be gazing at you from across the room. You're interested and decide to make a move. Describe that move.
I'd find two glasses of champagne, a rose, then find the DJ, ask him to play some Gaye, and then ask her to join me for a magnificent evening.
LinkWorth has grown exponentially and we must increase cubicle occupancy from 1 to 2 people. Who would you most like to share a cube with (no significant others) and why? Who would you NOT want to share a cube with and why?
I'd share it with Mitzi, she's so lovable. I wouldn't share it with Mateo, it looks like he eats beans and milk every day, good combo for his taste buds, bad combo for his stomach, bad combo for other people's noses.
Conspiracy theorists have long debated the legitimacy of the Apollo moon landings. Do you like steak?
steak? yeah, with a sunny side up egg on top, shrimp, crab cakes and lobster on the side.
What is your darkest, innermost secret? (It's ok... very few people beyond your co-workers, industry peers, certain relatives and a sizeable handful of complete strangers will probably ever read this.)
I am TLA's lead developer.
List 5 practical applications for Jell-O brand chocolate pudding.
cat fight, look what the cat dragged in (stool) prank, make up sex starter, slumber party balloon fight, baby diaper surprise.
I'd find two glasses of champagne, a rose, then find the DJ, ask him to play some Gaye, and then ask her to join me for a magnificent evening.
LinkWorth has grown exponentially and we must increase cubicle occupancy from 1 to 2 people. Who would you most like to share a cube with (no significant others) and why? Who would you NOT want to share a cube with and why?
I'd share it with Mitzi, she's so lovable. I wouldn't share it with Mateo, it looks like he eats beans and milk every day, good combo for his taste buds, bad combo for his stomach, bad combo for other people's noses.
Conspiracy theorists have long debated the legitimacy of the Apollo moon landings. Do you like steak?
steak? yeah, with a sunny side up egg on top, shrimp, crab cakes and lobster on the side.
What is your darkest, innermost secret? (It's ok... very few people beyond your co-workers, industry peers, certain relatives and a sizeable handful of complete strangers will probably ever read this.)
I am TLA's lead developer.
List 5 practical applications for Jell-O brand chocolate pudding.
cat fight, look what the cat dragged in (stool) prank, make up sex starter, slumber party balloon fight, baby diaper surprise.
If you were alone in the woods and made a sound, what sound would it be and would it be heard?
ahh, ahh, ahh, no.
When is your left hand?
pass
Do you prefer big toes or pinky toes and why?
pinky toes, the smaller the toe, the less severe the paronychia.
If you could make up a word right now, what would it be and define it?
broadamnaughty. A damn naughty broad!
You're stranded in the middle of New York City... what 3 things would you need to survive and why?
3 gyros, they're so goodamnaughty, in a good way.
ahh, ahh, ahh, no.
When is your left hand?
pass
Do you prefer big toes or pinky toes and why?
pinky toes, the smaller the toe, the less severe the paronychia.
If you could make up a word right now, what would it be and define it?
broadamnaughty. A damn naughty broad!
You're stranded in the middle of New York City... what 3 things would you need to survive and why?
3 gyros, they're so goodamnaughty, in a good way.
What is the craziest food you've ever eaten and why do you call it crazy?
a gyro in nyc, nobody knows if it's chicken, beef or rat meat.
If you could have a full-time job holding an umbrella for one person, who would it be and why?
Inez Sainz, but it has to be a big umbrella, so I can walk 3 feet behind her. Why? just run a search on her and then you'll know why.
What are the weirdest animals you've seen mating and what made it weird?
A giraffe and a hamster. Just picture it, you'll understand it was weird.
The entire LinkWorth staff is stranded in the middle of nowhere and we have to pick someone to eat, who would you pick and why?
Scarlett, yumm!
Which sounds tastier; Placenta Pancakes or Lung Cookies? Please explain.
I'm still having some Scarlett leftovers, so I'll pass.
a gyro in nyc, nobody knows if it's chicken, beef or rat meat.
If you could have a full-time job holding an umbrella for one person, who would it be and why?
Inez Sainz, but it has to be a big umbrella, so I can walk 3 feet behind her. Why? just run a search on her and then you'll know why.
What are the weirdest animals you've seen mating and what made it weird?
A giraffe and a hamster. Just picture it, you'll understand it was weird.
The entire LinkWorth staff is stranded in the middle of nowhere and we have to pick someone to eat, who would you pick and why?
Scarlett, yumm!
Which sounds tastier; Placenta Pancakes or Lung Cookies? Please explain.
I'm still having some Scarlett leftovers, so I'll pass.
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Which five people, living or dead, would you most like to invite to happy hour next Thursday night and where would you go?
Nikolas, Ryan, Dad, Elvis and Paul Newman. They like to drink and we'd probably go to Baja Cantina in Marina Del Rey
What super-power would you most like to possess?
of course it would be xray vision
It's very late at night and you are confronted by a band of drunken little people. They do not wish to rob or fight you. What do they want?
They want to tie me to a tree, measure my boobies and make a bra big enough to house all the little people and my boobies too
You are in the middle of your favorite pastime when you receive an urgent phone call from God. What does he say to you?
You have way too much sh*& to do to be watching the Cowboys lose again
You wake up one morning to find that all of humanity has disappeared from Earth. Basically, you have the entire planet to yourself in its current form. What's your plan?
Get my first free starbucks, surf all day because I don't have to work now, get my new ride from the Mercedes dealership, stroll the streets of Beverly Hills for my new casa, clean the pool and catch up on some much needed sleep
Nikolas, Ryan, Dad, Elvis and Paul Newman. They like to drink and we'd probably go to Baja Cantina in Marina Del Rey
What super-power would you most like to possess?
of course it would be xray vision
It's very late at night and you are confronted by a band of drunken little people. They do not wish to rob or fight you. What do they want?
They want to tie me to a tree, measure my boobies and make a bra big enough to house all the little people and my boobies too
You are in the middle of your favorite pastime when you receive an urgent phone call from God. What does he say to you?
You have way too much sh*& to do to be watching the Cowboys lose again
You wake up one morning to find that all of humanity has disappeared from Earth. Basically, you have the entire planet to yourself in its current form. What's your plan?
Get my first free starbucks, surf all day because I don't have to work now, get my new ride from the Mercedes dealership, stroll the streets of Beverly Hills for my new casa, clean the pool and catch up on some much needed sleep
Use one sentence to describe the evolution of mankind.
Gone from silly men to silly men
What is your favorite song lyric?
Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to
Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you
Nikolas favorite song...I love you, Nikki
Describe peanut butter without using the following words: peanut, butter, creamy, or crunchy.
nuttery spread that I put on my toasted bagel which makes my mouth sticky and smells yummy
You are the CEO of a company that sells elevators. What is your mission statement?
With our state of the art elevators, know that going down is a slow process and one that we take very seriously. What goes down must come back up
People might be surprised to know that you _______. (fill in the blank)
I clean and stress too much about my house being clean
Gone from silly men to silly men
What is your favorite song lyric?
Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to
Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you
Nikolas favorite song...I love you, Nikki
Describe peanut butter without using the following words: peanut, butter, creamy, or crunchy.
nuttery spread that I put on my toasted bagel which makes my mouth sticky and smells yummy
You are the CEO of a company that sells elevators. What is your mission statement?
With our state of the art elevators, know that going down is a slow process and one that we take very seriously. What goes down must come back up
People might be surprised to know that you _______. (fill in the blank)
I clean and stress too much about my house being clean
You are single. There is an attractive member of the opposite sex who appears to be gazing at you from across the room. You're interested and decide to make a move. Describe that move.
So I check him while I'm walking over, I stand by the chair next to his, oh yea, he's checking it out, I reach for a napkin and place my cute little high heel on the bottom of the chair. I'm feeling it, but all of a sudden, I feel myself falling down on my knee while the cute little heel, that I now hate, is stuck in the chair, ass up, butt hanging out. While I'm falling to the ground my drink is now spilling on my face. I look up to see the bottom of the bar, chair and some eyeballs. I get up, do the "SUPER STAR", walk away, dust off my skirt and get a shot and a beer. That's right, I've got moves people, MOVES
LinkWorth has grown exponentially and we must increase cubicle occupancy from 1 to 2 people. Who would you most like to share a cube with (no significant others) and why? Who would you NOT want to share a cube with and why?
Mitzi to share with and Ben to not. It's simple really, my laugh doesn't annoy Mitzi and does annoy Ben
Conspiracy theorists have long debated the legitimacy of the Apollo moon landings. Do you like steak?
if the moon were made of cheese would you eat it
What is your darkest, innermost secret? (It's ok... very few people beyond your co-workers, industry peers, certain relatives and a sizeable handful of complete strangers will probably ever read this.)
I am an open book lmao
List 5 practical applications for Jell-O brand chocolate pudding.
I've heard it's a good replacement for preparation H
eating
shutting up most small children
body paint
eye depuffer
So I check him while I'm walking over, I stand by the chair next to his, oh yea, he's checking it out, I reach for a napkin and place my cute little high heel on the bottom of the chair. I'm feeling it, but all of a sudden, I feel myself falling down on my knee while the cute little heel, that I now hate, is stuck in the chair, ass up, butt hanging out. While I'm falling to the ground my drink is now spilling on my face. I look up to see the bottom of the bar, chair and some eyeballs. I get up, do the "SUPER STAR", walk away, dust off my skirt and get a shot and a beer. That's right, I've got moves people, MOVES
LinkWorth has grown exponentially and we must increase cubicle occupancy from 1 to 2 people. Who would you most like to share a cube with (no significant others) and why? Who would you NOT want to share a cube with and why?
Mitzi to share with and Ben to not. It's simple really, my laugh doesn't annoy Mitzi and does annoy Ben
Conspiracy theorists have long debated the legitimacy of the Apollo moon landings. Do you like steak?
if the moon were made of cheese would you eat it
What is your darkest, innermost secret? (It's ok... very few people beyond your co-workers, industry peers, certain relatives and a sizeable handful of complete strangers will probably ever read this.)
I am an open book lmao
List 5 practical applications for Jell-O brand chocolate pudding.
I've heard it's a good replacement for preparation H
eating
shutting up most small children
body paint
eye depuffer
If you were alone in the woods and made a sound, what sound would it be and would it be heard?
half quack, half hoot. It would not be heard by anyone including me because I am a deaf half duck, half owl
When is your left hand?
huh
Do you prefer big toes or pinky toes and why?
pinky's because they are the smallest and would carry the least amount of stink
If you could make up a word right now, what would it be and define it?
stokedapolopis
crazy cool
You're stranded in the middle of New York City... what 3 things would you need to survive and why?
Maybe a mafia guy
A taxi cab driver
Jaegar
half quack, half hoot. It would not be heard by anyone including me because I am a deaf half duck, half owl
When is your left hand?
huh
Do you prefer big toes or pinky toes and why?
pinky's because they are the smallest and would carry the least amount of stink
If you could make up a word right now, what would it be and define it?
stokedapolopis
crazy cool
You're stranded in the middle of New York City... what 3 things would you need to survive and why?
Maybe a mafia guy
A taxi cab driver
Jaegar
What is the craziest food you've ever eaten and why do you call it crazy?
A live crab at a sushi bar
Since I'm not from an asian country (not that there's anything wrong with that) I have not experimented with eating live animals before so it was a trip. It started crawling down my tongue and biting the side of my mouth so I had to literally crunch his ass
What are the weirdest animals you've seen mating and what made it weird?
My parents. Please don't ask why I call them "animals" or why I think it is the weirdest. wooof. It took me years to remove that memory from my brain
The entire LinkWorth staff is stranded in the middle of nowhere and we have to pick someone to eat, who would you pick and why?
I've gotta say, I'm partial to darker meat (chicken) so I'm gonna go with Johnny. His legs and thighs look juicier than the rest of these guys.
Which sounds tastier; Placenta Pancakes or Lung Cookies? Please explain.
Jesus. I'm going to have to go with the lung cookies. I will be so stoked if my cookies are the ones from the dude who didn't smoke or hack up gross stuff from time to time. I just can't explain this
A live crab at a sushi bar
Since I'm not from an asian country (not that there's anything wrong with that) I have not experimented with eating live animals before so it was a trip. It started crawling down my tongue and biting the side of my mouth so I had to literally crunch his ass
What are the weirdest animals you've seen mating and what made it weird?
My parents. Please don't ask why I call them "animals" or why I think it is the weirdest. wooof. It took me years to remove that memory from my brain
The entire LinkWorth staff is stranded in the middle of nowhere and we have to pick someone to eat, who would you pick and why?
I've gotta say, I'm partial to darker meat (chicken) so I'm gonna go with Johnny. His legs and thighs look juicier than the rest of these guys.
Which sounds tastier; Placenta Pancakes or Lung Cookies? Please explain.
Jesus. I'm going to have to go with the lung cookies. I will be so stoked if my cookies are the ones from the dude who didn't smoke or hack up gross stuff from time to time. I just can't explain this
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Do you prefer big toes or pinky toes and why?
Big toes. Pinky toes don't even look human sometimes.
What is the craziest food you've ever eaten and why do you call it crazy?
I ate the still beating heart cut out of the first yellowfin tuna I caught. I was 11 and the deck hands said it was a rite of passage. All the grizzled fishermen on the boat said "yep, gotta do it son". Later my dad told me that everyone said they never did it and they couldn't believe I really did it.
Which five people, living or dead, would you most like to invite to happy hour next Thursday night and where would you go?
Johnny Cash, Mike Ness, Willie Nelson, Timmy Dumples, my dad. Circle bar at the Hard Rock Vegas
You are the CEO of a company that sells elevators. What is your mission statement?
"Cause stairs suck"
LinkWorth has grown exponentially and we must increase cubicle occupancy from 1 to 2 people. Who would you most like to share a cube with (no significant others) and why? Who would you NOT want to share a cube with and why?
Probably Merek. I'd like to pick his brain. There's a reason he's number 1 (at least I think he is.) I couldn't share a cube with Baker, his sneezes scare me more than that air horn.
Big toes. Pinky toes don't even look human sometimes.
What is the craziest food you've ever eaten and why do you call it crazy?
I ate the still beating heart cut out of the first yellowfin tuna I caught. I was 11 and the deck hands said it was a rite of passage. All the grizzled fishermen on the boat said "yep, gotta do it son". Later my dad told me that everyone said they never did it and they couldn't believe I really did it.
Which five people, living or dead, would you most like to invite to happy hour next Thursday night and where would you go?
Johnny Cash, Mike Ness, Willie Nelson, Timmy Dumples, my dad. Circle bar at the Hard Rock Vegas
You are the CEO of a company that sells elevators. What is your mission statement?
"Cause stairs suck"
LinkWorth has grown exponentially and we must increase cubicle occupancy from 1 to 2 people. Who would you most like to share a cube with (no significant others) and why? Who would you NOT want to share a cube with and why?
Probably Merek. I'd like to pick his brain. There's a reason he's number 1 (at least I think he is.) I couldn't share a cube with Baker, his sneezes scare me more than that air horn.
What is your darkest, innermost secret? (It's ok... very few people beyond your co-workers, industry peers, certain relatives and a sizeable handful of complete strangers will probably ever read this.)
I used to be an asian woman. Lots of surgery...long story.
If you could make up a word right now, what would it be and define it?
douchepump- any guy that tans, drives a yellow car, wears Ed Hardy, dances at clubs, wears jewelry besides a watch and wedding ring, gets frosted tips. I could go on forever.
I used to be an asian woman. Lots of surgery...long story.
If you could make up a word right now, what would it be and define it?
douchepump- any guy that tans, drives a yellow car, wears Ed Hardy, dances at clubs, wears jewelry besides a watch and wedding ring, gets frosted tips. I could go on forever.
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